r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. The TI continued to yell, “No! Ooo, Burn! He called me out over and over again to the point where I snapped and corrected him on the pronunciation of my name.

Now why are you crying haha! Fire!’ like she was supposed to and those of us watching had to fight not laughing and stumbling while going down the stairs.”, You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor !

Sergeant Jokes. Had one recruit paying attention to a bunch of geese rather than US.

You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen.” You have the smell of failure and rotten eggs. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. It’s definitely not yours! He called his DI by her first name?

One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?" "Private Brick.. I work for a living and my parents are not related.

This short list is only the tip of the gritty, expletive-laced iceberg. She walked up to the female trainee and yelled, “Wipe that smile off your face!” Female trainee stopped smiling. You miserable can of maggots, I have met tougher idiots than you lot. He told us "there's no such thing as a stupid question but some questions come with pushups", "No stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots. Future Soldier “One of our warrant officers took my glasses, drew a crosshair on one of the lenses and introduced me as a ‘future soldier’ to a colonel who was inspecting our training.” The sky wasn't green enough yet to cause tornadoes but he was freaking out. So when you start basic your body doesn’t know how to handle no sugar, caffeine, rigorous exercise, and sleeping schedules so it’s in shock. The Army does not give a fuck about you. “Now throw it on the ground!” Trainee follows orders.

The building we're in is just a shitty metal building with big bay areas. He was going through the head and then a loud scream "oh-my-gawd, hes jerking off, get your fucking dick out of your hand and out of my site, why the fuck is your dick staring at me, recruit? It was really funny to me at the time.

What is those on your face? Drill Sergeants.

Army Humor Military Humor Military Veterans Army Memes Army Life Military Life Us Marine Corps Marine Mom Military Quotes. The Drill Instructors give you plenty of opportunities to make mistakes and laugh at yourself. Two new recruits were having a loud argument and their drill sergeant was having none of it, so he had to make it clear what he would do if they didn’t shut up. ", Chief looked like his brain had actually shorted out, then responded, "Is it armed?". ?’, ‘Missed it? Was at MCRD back in 2002. “We were lined up in four rows, or ‘Elements.’. ", Taps didn't happen as scheduled and I still talk to this guy x years later,...also my bunkmate lmao. Now why are you crying haha! Finally, we have one guy who is still on there after two weeks and the DI tells him to go to the doctor. "Wait, private, where's his family? Marine corps drill sergeant. He responded with something like "Not smiling, Petty Officer. You get the idea.

The instructor came running around the corner staring at this guy. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. At some point, the RDC asked him what he was smiling about. Our kill hat shouted, "Recruit so and so, what, are you waiting for cocks to fall out of the sky?" He looked at me and said "Go find me a pine cone." If my DIs caught us looking at the planes they'd make us chase them. From now on, whenever I want to see Mr. Fluffy you must bring him to me.’, And so, for the rest of basic, every time the sergeant found a piece of fuzz she would yell out, ‘MR. Well I’m tired too Demoor, a nap is a dream come true haha

Remember, you WILL be one if not both of the following: 1. 3) “The Terminator had life figured out, Privates. So, I was at Basic in Fort Benning, and we were zero'ing our weapons as a company. ", So, terrified, I spend around half an hour scavenging for appropriate sized pine cones, while he fires maniacally. This entire time, my DS is shooting all my rounds off, genuinely enjoying himself. 10/29. ... WHO THE FUCK TAKES A PINE CONE AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY!? I posted this about a year ago, hope it still holds up.

Listening to them have at it with a trainee can be as hilarious as it is painful. What are some of the most memorable things your drill instructors have said? Case in point comes from an awesome AskReddit thread . We were out in the forest during an exercise, tents pitched and with one DI in each group's tent. A big list of sergeant jokes! It took everything I had not to crack up. !’, I had to use everything within me to not laugh.”, “‘He’s so dumb, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he’d come out sucking his thumb.’. It does not give a FUCK!" He would explain to us, 'What the Fuck was I supposed to do? There was hell to pay if he didn’t have Mr. Fluffy with him at all times.”.

This continued for about 15 minutes while the rest of the company, sitting in a clearing eating MREs, cheered me on. Essentially was a GI Joe and whatever position he was in, the recruits had to be in. Good job. We found out later his wife had a brain tumor and had died during open brain surgery during our BCT rotation for which he hadn't been granted emergency leave in time. ‘Recruit Bloggins! ", "Uuuuh, I don't think so" (He was lucky our officers didn't slit his throat), "NO, YOU HAVEN'T! 2 Comments One thing a veteran will share with other veterans is funny events that occur during boot camp, basic training, or other intensive training sections of their career.Being able to laugh at yourself and others is a key to success while enduring stressful training programs. I spent hours on the line until, finally, there were only four of us cats who hadn't gotten a "go" in the whole company. Well, recruit can’t shit we’ll call him gets the smart idea that he’s going to play his new trump card as long as possible. My RDC could not get my name right and would always call me Valdez (My name is Vazquez). Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories. Ill tell you what – You are going to stay down there and push until your feeble f**** arms shove the Earth off of its axis and send us spiraling into the f***** sun, killing us all!”. Made him get up and chase them all away, as they flew in the air we made him follow them for several hundred feet to make sure they wouldn’t come back! “I am going to take a s--- in a box and send it to your parents for sending me theirs!” Source 2.) You could have heard a pin drop in the place for the next hour. The largest military subreddit on reddit.

WHY IS IT KICKING YOUR A**? I want to hear twenty c**** slapping shut.”, According to a reddit user, a guy was finding it hard to close his zipper, the drill instructor noticed and went ballistic on him.

22 of the Funniest Things Drill Instructors Have Ever Said ... “The drill sergeants did this thing where they would yell ‘Freeze, recruit, freeze!’ We would have to stop whatever we were doing. He looks at me, then the pine cone, then me. One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?"

After another unsuccessful grouping, my drill sergeant, without a word, picked me up from the prone position and stood me up. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. So I jog off and work on my "mission."

Vets can contribute their boot camp stories to ASMDSS, and recruits can prepare themselves for ultimate physical punishment before coming face to face with their own drill sergeant/instructor. She was just a happy person in general. Finally our DI devises a plan that when recruit can’t shit goes into the bathroom, he’s going to have a couple of us hold onto his legs and slide him into the stall all exorcist style. Think about that!

Here is the list: The greatest drill … In this thick tennessee accent he goes "well damn drill sarnt, I must of done left them sum bitches up sturs."

It has nothing to do with hatred or... Don’t thank me private! "RECRUIT, HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME?! We had three more hours of range time, and if we failed to zero, we'd be "recycled.". Keep in mind, this is a forest in Georgia, there's a metric shit ton of pine cones. This catches recruit can’t shit by surprise, he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on as the DI is utterly berating him about lying and using this as an excuse to sit on the toilet. You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor ! A drill sergeant once got angry with his whole platoon and called them a bunch of disappointments, WORSE THAN A BATHTUB FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ABORTIONS. TL;DR A pine cone saved my military career. “One of the first days in basic a guy in my platoon was standing at attention while having his room inspected by the instructor. NOW THAT YOU HERE, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO CLARIFY.

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r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. The TI continued to yell, “No! Ooo, Burn! He called me out over and over again to the point where I snapped and corrected him on the pronunciation of my name.

Now why are you crying haha! Fire!’ like she was supposed to and those of us watching had to fight not laughing and stumbling while going down the stairs.”, You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor !

Sergeant Jokes. Had one recruit paying attention to a bunch of geese rather than US.

You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen.” You have the smell of failure and rotten eggs. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. It’s definitely not yours! He called his DI by her first name?

One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?" "Private Brick.. I work for a living and my parents are not related.

This short list is only the tip of the gritty, expletive-laced iceberg. She walked up to the female trainee and yelled, “Wipe that smile off your face!” Female trainee stopped smiling. You miserable can of maggots, I have met tougher idiots than you lot. He told us "there's no such thing as a stupid question but some questions come with pushups", "No stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots. Future Soldier “One of our warrant officers took my glasses, drew a crosshair on one of the lenses and introduced me as a ‘future soldier’ to a colonel who was inspecting our training.” The sky wasn't green enough yet to cause tornadoes but he was freaking out. So when you start basic your body doesn’t know how to handle no sugar, caffeine, rigorous exercise, and sleeping schedules so it’s in shock. The Army does not give a fuck about you. “Now throw it on the ground!” Trainee follows orders.

The building we're in is just a shitty metal building with big bay areas. He was going through the head and then a loud scream "oh-my-gawd, hes jerking off, get your fucking dick out of your hand and out of my site, why the fuck is your dick staring at me, recruit? It was really funny to me at the time.

What is those on your face? Drill Sergeants.

Army Humor Military Humor Military Veterans Army Memes Army Life Military Life Us Marine Corps Marine Mom Military Quotes. The Drill Instructors give you plenty of opportunities to make mistakes and laugh at yourself. Two new recruits were having a loud argument and their drill sergeant was having none of it, so he had to make it clear what he would do if they didn’t shut up. ", Chief looked like his brain had actually shorted out, then responded, "Is it armed?". ?’, ‘Missed it? Was at MCRD back in 2002. “We were lined up in four rows, or ‘Elements.’. ", Taps didn't happen as scheduled and I still talk to this guy x years later,...also my bunkmate lmao. Now why are you crying haha! Finally, we have one guy who is still on there after two weeks and the DI tells him to go to the doctor. "Wait, private, where's his family? Marine corps drill sergeant. He responded with something like "Not smiling, Petty Officer. You get the idea.

The instructor came running around the corner staring at this guy. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. At some point, the RDC asked him what he was smiling about. Our kill hat shouted, "Recruit so and so, what, are you waiting for cocks to fall out of the sky?" He looked at me and said "Go find me a pine cone." If my DIs caught us looking at the planes they'd make us chase them. From now on, whenever I want to see Mr. Fluffy you must bring him to me.’, And so, for the rest of basic, every time the sergeant found a piece of fuzz she would yell out, ‘MR. Well I’m tired too Demoor, a nap is a dream come true haha

Remember, you WILL be one if not both of the following: 1. 3) “The Terminator had life figured out, Privates. So, I was at Basic in Fort Benning, and we were zero'ing our weapons as a company. ", So, terrified, I spend around half an hour scavenging for appropriate sized pine cones, while he fires maniacally. This entire time, my DS is shooting all my rounds off, genuinely enjoying himself. 10/29. ... WHO THE FUCK TAKES A PINE CONE AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY!? I posted this about a year ago, hope it still holds up.

Listening to them have at it with a trainee can be as hilarious as it is painful. What are some of the most memorable things your drill instructors have said? Case in point comes from an awesome AskReddit thread . We were out in the forest during an exercise, tents pitched and with one DI in each group's tent. A big list of sergeant jokes! It took everything I had not to crack up. !’, I had to use everything within me to not laugh.”, “‘He’s so dumb, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he’d come out sucking his thumb.’. It does not give a FUCK!" He would explain to us, 'What the Fuck was I supposed to do? There was hell to pay if he didn’t have Mr. Fluffy with him at all times.”.

This continued for about 15 minutes while the rest of the company, sitting in a clearing eating MREs, cheered me on. Essentially was a GI Joe and whatever position he was in, the recruits had to be in. Good job. We found out later his wife had a brain tumor and had died during open brain surgery during our BCT rotation for which he hadn't been granted emergency leave in time. ‘Recruit Bloggins! ", "Uuuuh, I don't think so" (He was lucky our officers didn't slit his throat), "NO, YOU HAVEN'T! 2 Comments One thing a veteran will share with other veterans is funny events that occur during boot camp, basic training, or other intensive training sections of their career.Being able to laugh at yourself and others is a key to success while enduring stressful training programs. I spent hours on the line until, finally, there were only four of us cats who hadn't gotten a "go" in the whole company. Well, recruit can’t shit we’ll call him gets the smart idea that he’s going to play his new trump card as long as possible. My RDC could not get my name right and would always call me Valdez (My name is Vazquez). Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories. Ill tell you what – You are going to stay down there and push until your feeble f**** arms shove the Earth off of its axis and send us spiraling into the f***** sun, killing us all!”. Made him get up and chase them all away, as they flew in the air we made him follow them for several hundred feet to make sure they wouldn’t come back! “I am going to take a s--- in a box and send it to your parents for sending me theirs!” Source 2.) You could have heard a pin drop in the place for the next hour. The largest military subreddit on reddit.

WHY IS IT KICKING YOUR A**? I want to hear twenty c**** slapping shut.”, According to a reddit user, a guy was finding it hard to close his zipper, the drill instructor noticed and went ballistic on him.

22 of the Funniest Things Drill Instructors Have Ever Said ... “The drill sergeants did this thing where they would yell ‘Freeze, recruit, freeze!’ We would have to stop whatever we were doing. He looks at me, then the pine cone, then me. One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?"

After another unsuccessful grouping, my drill sergeant, without a word, picked me up from the prone position and stood me up. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. So I jog off and work on my "mission."

Vets can contribute their boot camp stories to ASMDSS, and recruits can prepare themselves for ultimate physical punishment before coming face to face with their own drill sergeant/instructor. She was just a happy person in general. Finally our DI devises a plan that when recruit can’t shit goes into the bathroom, he’s going to have a couple of us hold onto his legs and slide him into the stall all exorcist style. Think about that!

Here is the list: The greatest drill … In this thick tennessee accent he goes "well damn drill sarnt, I must of done left them sum bitches up sturs."

It has nothing to do with hatred or... Don’t thank me private! "RECRUIT, HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME?! We had three more hours of range time, and if we failed to zero, we'd be "recycled.". Keep in mind, this is a forest in Georgia, there's a metric shit ton of pine cones. This catches recruit can’t shit by surprise, he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on as the DI is utterly berating him about lying and using this as an excuse to sit on the toilet. You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor ! A drill sergeant once got angry with his whole platoon and called them a bunch of disappointments, WORSE THAN A BATHTUB FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ABORTIONS. TL;DR A pine cone saved my military career. “One of the first days in basic a guy in my platoon was standing at attention while having his room inspected by the instructor. NOW THAT YOU HERE, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO CLARIFY.

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funniest drill sergeant quotes reddit

", "I am going to take a shit in a box and send it to your parents for sending me theirs!". Any questions? After another unsuccessful grouping, my drill sergeant, without a word, picked me up from the prone position and stood me up. Peanut butter and an angry cat? MCRD, on the grinder in 1st phase. The DS (from new jersey) just dies laughing. AN ORDINARY ZIPPER! “It’s Vazquez, Petty Officer!! I'm also echo 1/40th ... Wassup who is this, "PUT YOUR FEET 12 INCHES APART TRAINEE. He has his kevlar in one hand and he peered out the window muttering to himself. As a bagpiper, I would be honored more than anything in my ~10 hears of playing professionally for events, to play Taps ushering that fear poop down into the sweet sewage embrace.

r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. The TI continued to yell, “No! Ooo, Burn! He called me out over and over again to the point where I snapped and corrected him on the pronunciation of my name.

Now why are you crying haha! Fire!’ like she was supposed to and those of us watching had to fight not laughing and stumbling while going down the stairs.”, You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor !

Sergeant Jokes. Had one recruit paying attention to a bunch of geese rather than US.

You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen.” You have the smell of failure and rotten eggs. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. It’s definitely not yours! He called his DI by her first name?

One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?" "Private Brick.. I work for a living and my parents are not related.

This short list is only the tip of the gritty, expletive-laced iceberg. She walked up to the female trainee and yelled, “Wipe that smile off your face!” Female trainee stopped smiling. You miserable can of maggots, I have met tougher idiots than you lot. He told us "there's no such thing as a stupid question but some questions come with pushups", "No stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots. Future Soldier “One of our warrant officers took my glasses, drew a crosshair on one of the lenses and introduced me as a ‘future soldier’ to a colonel who was inspecting our training.” The sky wasn't green enough yet to cause tornadoes but he was freaking out. So when you start basic your body doesn’t know how to handle no sugar, caffeine, rigorous exercise, and sleeping schedules so it’s in shock. The Army does not give a fuck about you. “Now throw it on the ground!” Trainee follows orders.

The building we're in is just a shitty metal building with big bay areas. He was going through the head and then a loud scream "oh-my-gawd, hes jerking off, get your fucking dick out of your hand and out of my site, why the fuck is your dick staring at me, recruit? It was really funny to me at the time.

What is those on your face? Drill Sergeants.

Army Humor Military Humor Military Veterans Army Memes Army Life Military Life Us Marine Corps Marine Mom Military Quotes. The Drill Instructors give you plenty of opportunities to make mistakes and laugh at yourself. Two new recruits were having a loud argument and their drill sergeant was having none of it, so he had to make it clear what he would do if they didn’t shut up. ", Chief looked like his brain had actually shorted out, then responded, "Is it armed?". ?’, ‘Missed it? Was at MCRD back in 2002. “We were lined up in four rows, or ‘Elements.’. ", Taps didn't happen as scheduled and I still talk to this guy x years later,...also my bunkmate lmao. Now why are you crying haha! Finally, we have one guy who is still on there after two weeks and the DI tells him to go to the doctor. "Wait, private, where's his family? Marine corps drill sergeant. He responded with something like "Not smiling, Petty Officer. You get the idea.

The instructor came running around the corner staring at this guy. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. At some point, the RDC asked him what he was smiling about. Our kill hat shouted, "Recruit so and so, what, are you waiting for cocks to fall out of the sky?" He looked at me and said "Go find me a pine cone." If my DIs caught us looking at the planes they'd make us chase them. From now on, whenever I want to see Mr. Fluffy you must bring him to me.’, And so, for the rest of basic, every time the sergeant found a piece of fuzz she would yell out, ‘MR. Well I’m tired too Demoor, a nap is a dream come true haha

Remember, you WILL be one if not both of the following: 1. 3) “The Terminator had life figured out, Privates. So, I was at Basic in Fort Benning, and we were zero'ing our weapons as a company. ", So, terrified, I spend around half an hour scavenging for appropriate sized pine cones, while he fires maniacally. This entire time, my DS is shooting all my rounds off, genuinely enjoying himself. 10/29. ... WHO THE FUCK TAKES A PINE CONE AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY!? I posted this about a year ago, hope it still holds up.

Listening to them have at it with a trainee can be as hilarious as it is painful. What are some of the most memorable things your drill instructors have said? Case in point comes from an awesome AskReddit thread . We were out in the forest during an exercise, tents pitched and with one DI in each group's tent. A big list of sergeant jokes! It took everything I had not to crack up. !’, I had to use everything within me to not laugh.”, “‘He’s so dumb, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he’d come out sucking his thumb.’. It does not give a FUCK!" He would explain to us, 'What the Fuck was I supposed to do? There was hell to pay if he didn’t have Mr. Fluffy with him at all times.”.

This continued for about 15 minutes while the rest of the company, sitting in a clearing eating MREs, cheered me on. Essentially was a GI Joe and whatever position he was in, the recruits had to be in. Good job. We found out later his wife had a brain tumor and had died during open brain surgery during our BCT rotation for which he hadn't been granted emergency leave in time. ‘Recruit Bloggins! ", "Uuuuh, I don't think so" (He was lucky our officers didn't slit his throat), "NO, YOU HAVEN'T! 2 Comments One thing a veteran will share with other veterans is funny events that occur during boot camp, basic training, or other intensive training sections of their career.Being able to laugh at yourself and others is a key to success while enduring stressful training programs. I spent hours on the line until, finally, there were only four of us cats who hadn't gotten a "go" in the whole company. Well, recruit can’t shit we’ll call him gets the smart idea that he’s going to play his new trump card as long as possible. My RDC could not get my name right and would always call me Valdez (My name is Vazquez). Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories. Ill tell you what – You are going to stay down there and push until your feeble f**** arms shove the Earth off of its axis and send us spiraling into the f***** sun, killing us all!”. Made him get up and chase them all away, as they flew in the air we made him follow them for several hundred feet to make sure they wouldn’t come back! “I am going to take a s--- in a box and send it to your parents for sending me theirs!” Source 2.) You could have heard a pin drop in the place for the next hour. The largest military subreddit on reddit.

WHY IS IT KICKING YOUR A**? I want to hear twenty c**** slapping shut.”, According to a reddit user, a guy was finding it hard to close his zipper, the drill instructor noticed and went ballistic on him.

22 of the Funniest Things Drill Instructors Have Ever Said ... “The drill sergeants did this thing where they would yell ‘Freeze, recruit, freeze!’ We would have to stop whatever we were doing. He looks at me, then the pine cone, then me. One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?"

After another unsuccessful grouping, my drill sergeant, without a word, picked me up from the prone position and stood me up. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. So I jog off and work on my "mission."

Vets can contribute their boot camp stories to ASMDSS, and recruits can prepare themselves for ultimate physical punishment before coming face to face with their own drill sergeant/instructor. She was just a happy person in general. Finally our DI devises a plan that when recruit can’t shit goes into the bathroom, he’s going to have a couple of us hold onto his legs and slide him into the stall all exorcist style. Think about that!

Here is the list: The greatest drill … In this thick tennessee accent he goes "well damn drill sarnt, I must of done left them sum bitches up sturs."

It has nothing to do with hatred or... Don’t thank me private! "RECRUIT, HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME?! We had three more hours of range time, and if we failed to zero, we'd be "recycled.". Keep in mind, this is a forest in Georgia, there's a metric shit ton of pine cones. This catches recruit can’t shit by surprise, he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on as the DI is utterly berating him about lying and using this as an excuse to sit on the toilet. You didn’t need to wear Makeup Demoor ! A drill sergeant once got angry with his whole platoon and called them a bunch of disappointments, WORSE THAN A BATHTUB FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ABORTIONS. TL;DR A pine cone saved my military career. “One of the first days in basic a guy in my platoon was standing at attention while having his room inspected by the instructor. NOW THAT YOU HERE, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO CLARIFY.

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